A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

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Cast

Andrew Dice Clay

Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher

Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto

Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Cammy Crain

Brion James

Brown

Tim Thomerson

Black

Charles Rocket

Jones

Nicholas Guest

Smith

Wrick Jones

Lead Officer

Peter Kwong

Red Monk

Dee Booher

Bertha

Liz Sheridan

Ma Molloy