Garchaster's Cornblade
Garchaster's Cornblade
Overview
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Release Date
August 16, 2026
Runtime
109 minutes
Rating
Status
Released
Genres
Cast

Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia

Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer

Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan

Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta

Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Josh Christensen
DJ Giant Microwave

Dylan Mars Greenberg
Ritzat

Doug Lussenhop
Ranfoam

David Nelson
Voice of Garbite
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